Way back when I was about nine years old, I could not read the movie marquee half a block away for the movie THE ROBE.
Obviously, I needed glasses.
I wore those dang things until my sophomore year in college. Horrible things! Then I got contact lenses.
A couple of years ago, I had cataract surgery on both eyes. Twice,
That was supposed to fix my eyesight for good.
I guess it is a bit comical that I continue to push my non-existent glasses back on my nose,
I mean, I can FEEL them, sweat and all!!!!
What do I do next?
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S. said, “That’s hilarious! Phantom glasses!
It actually took me a while to get used to wearing glasses again, after wearing contacts for 20+ years. I kept forgetting I had them on!”
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M said, “My problem is my glasses rest on my hearing aids. Bringing that crunch* crunch* crunch sound with every bite I chew! So I often just take my glasses off. And then can’t find them later!”
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