I take that back – my ex told me they live in the bushes, they made lots of money going “Quack, quack,” and they offer a prayer or a homily at the end of each show.
Well, I do not get A&E on my non-cable television, so I repeat, I know nothing about Duck Dynasty.
Except they are all over EVERYWHERE!
I feel like a crazed duck trying to duck under every bush to escape them, but they find me with huge cutouts, t-shirts, videos, and now, news items! HELP!!!!
May I add – I don’t WANT to know anything about Duck Dynasty!
FOX NEWS just told me stuff I absolutely do not understand –
Willie (?) said, ““I did an event down in Cancun, and the show actually came on, and I thought about ‘Who has to translate Uncle Si?’” Willie mused. “We don’t know what he’s talking about so good luck translating him.”
Okay – sorry, but that flew right over my head.
“The beards haven’t always been around.” Mine either. It comes and it goes. My ex hinted she might buy me a t-shirt. I must have had some hair-growth at the time. I finally had the gumption to pipe up, “No, thanks.”
Yes, Si is “that crazy” – Okay. Me too. All this hype about Duck Dynasty is driving me crazy!!