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mileyA concerned mother wrote an open letter to her daughter after Miley Cyrus embarrassed herself.

What a loving gesture.

“Dear daughter, let Miley Cyrus be a lesson to you,” she wrote.

“If you ever even consider doing something like that, I promise you that I will run up and twerk so you will see how ridiculous twerking looks. I will duct tape your mouth shut so your tongue doesn’t hang out like an overheated hound dog. I will smack any male whom you decide to smash against his pelvis – after I first knock you on your butt for forgetting how a lady acts in public.

Why would I do that? Because I love you and I want you to respect yourself. Miley Cyrus is not edgy or cool or sexy. She’s a desperate girl screaming for attention: Notice me. Tell me I’m pretty. See how hot I am. I know all the guys want me. All the girls want to be me.

 I am going to fight or die trying to keep you from becoming like the Miley Cyruses of the worldYou can thank me later”

READ AND ENDORSE THIS LETTER!

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